To my developer friends, I want an app that blocks you from sending drunk text — or any text, for that matter — to a certain chosen people. Or maybe redirect all your texts to another chosen, trusted friend, to make it more embarassing. The only way the feature can be disabled is if the said friend approves the disabling. Let’s call it the Anti-Needy. And I’m on Android, btw. Capiche? Ktnxbye.